Surprise your Valentine (or just yourself) with a hilarious and cheeky coffee mug that says what everyone’s thinking—"This ... won’t lick itself"—accompanied by an innocent-looking cat’s face. Perfect for those who love a bit of rude humor, this funny Valentine’s Day mug is guaranteed to get a reaction! This mug is the ultimate conversation starter whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or something stronger.

Crafted from high-quality ceramic, it’s available in both 11oz and 15oz sizes, making it perfect for every caffeine addict. The vibrant, high-quality print won’t fade, even after countless dishwasher cycles. It is ideal as a gag gift for your partner, a funny Valentine’s present for a friend, or just a daily dose of mischief in your morning routine.

If your humour is as dark as your coffee, this mug is a must-have! Order yours today and give someone a laugh they won’t forget.